Hey, Doofy! Smell my fingers!

The Convergence Part 4

This is Chapter 4, Part 1 of a 2 part exposé.

If you’d like to see what happened last chapter, click here.

And if you’d like to start at the beginning, click here.

“Antifa is to anti-fascism what McDonald's is to cuisine.” -The Ignorant Ninja

Perhaps the last event of the convergence, a short time later Sectionalism Archive shows up. Now in my head I've kind of made this guy the unofficial spokesperson for the ifunny's for no other reason than when I was trolling them, he was always the one showing up at the end asking serious questions which gave him an air of competence compared to his 'colleagues'. And with a symmetry so perfect that I almost swore he did it on purpose, Archive says "Don't bring me into this nigga." The word which started all of this which Doofy decided gave him authority to run around the internet harassing people for months because in his head, he's fighting Nazis, spoken by a high ranking member of an organization which non-ironically and literally promotes fascism. Gee is Doofy going to give this one a pass too? Wow, he is? This is my shocked face! Remember what I said about Doofy walking right past guy 1?

For about the next 5 hours Doofy played hands off, and then late in the evening after realizing that false sincerity wasn't getting him anywhere, Doofy dropped the act and came back to get mad some more. Once again kids: If you ever end a relationship with a narcissist, change your locks! Get a new routine! Have a safety net! This is a class of people who are literally incapable of letting any perceived slight go until it becomes dangerous for them to pursue it.

Keep in mind Doofy is now calling me a pussy while about 3 comments earlier stating I ‘ridicule trans-visibility’. Gee how do transgender people and feminists feel about someone telling them that there’s something morally wrong with having a vagina?

So at this point Substack started to do that thing it does where old notifications that it didn't show you start popping up after the fact, nestled between 2 notification you already saw. Probably one of my most hated bugs. I clean up the last of the conversations and that, outside of any late developments, is that. I understand this article has been extremely long and if you made it this far I would like to thank you.

If it were possible I would love to trim this down so it's much easier to digest in one sitting. However, I take issue when people present 'hit pieces' like this about people but don't provide proper context. There's a lot of people out there who will intentionally get into volatile arguments with people and do 50 horrible things, only for the other person to finally retaliate and say something that seems out of line if you don’t see what happened up to that point, only for the first person to screenshot it while carefully cropping out the context so they can take it, pass it around with people who don't care if it's true, and use it to springboard themselves higher off the backs of random innocent people, all in the name of 'social justice'.

So yeah what a miraculous and unpredictable chain of events. I never saw any of this coming a million miles away or anything. I certainly didn't proactively document the whole thing since I already knew without literal iron clad incontrovertible evidence, the people like Doofy and the folks who support him will lie through their teeth about everything that happened, every single time. Even with literal iron clad incontrovertible evidence, they will still lie. But at least I have documented proof and multiple witnesses that watched how many SJW's out there really operate. If I did this right this time, it should be impossible for any honest person to be disinformed.

“‘Children are dying.'
Lull nodded. 'That's a succinct summary of humankind, I'd say. Who needs tomes and volumes of history? Children are dying. The injustices of the world hide in those three words. Quote me, Duiker, and your work's done.'

-Malazan Book of the Fallen

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