The Convergence

The ends justify the memes

This is Chapter 1, part 1 of a 2 part exposé.

If you’d like to see Chapter Two, click here.

I've been working on a tactic for a while which I've come to calling a 'convergence'. I stole the term from a fantasy series I enjoy and the basic premise is that there are certain 'special' people in the world. Because of their nature these people are simply much more likely to do something which starts to turn the pages of history. As series of events in any place tend to unfold, since these people represent a sort of lightning rod of fate, they tend to be drawn to nexuses of events. They tend to encounter others who also were drawn to such places at specific times, often because of events beyond their knowledge which ended up sweeping up many people into basically an invisible tide. These people all show up and then converge. Since they are by definition the kind of people who end up altering the environment around them, when they encounter others who also possess this trait, notable confrontations almost always occur. These are singularities in chains of events which tend to swing fate wildly in new directions.

So I've been playing with the idea in the real world. As my adventures on the internet continue, I run into different types of people. Now a lot of the population are people who are unique and very hard to categorize because they have complex and dynamic lives and you really can't predict them. And then you have people who are. The longer one experiments with concepts like social engineering, the faster one gets at being able to tell the difference.

So during my adventures I run into casts of characters. The more I interact with them, the more time I take to try and actually understand them as a person. I learn about the aspects of their lives they're willing to share, construct a psychological profile of what kind of person I think they are, make assumptions, test them, readjust my views and try and construct as accurate of a world view as I can. Then I sort of unconsciously filter them into categories ranging from friend or ally to rival or enemy.

At certain times I'm left with these certain characters. Usually trolls. They're like... leftover action figures. I took the time to figure them out but I was never able to do anything with them. As I get to know them I start to view them as, and forgive the overused cliche, but NPC's with unresolved plot points. I learn their psychological ticks and idiosyncrasies,

So there's been a few times before where I tried an experiment. I wanted to see if I could generate a real convergence by manipulating events where these people would encounter each other and I could watch what happens. The first run of the idea was simple: I was dealing with 2 networks of trolls at the same time. On one hand I had a collection of about 2 dozen alt-right trolls who I'd taken the time to profile. Then I had an activated hive of about 35 SJW trolls who I'd been observing the activities of for a while. While the alt-right troll network was generally dormant and only posted bait, the SJW network was active and had members moving across twitter every day looking for targets to harass.

So I wanted to see what would happen if I could create a turf war between these 2 groups. The first time my plan was simple: Wait for what looked like an organic moment to post a tweet which would include both groups tagged over a topic they could argue about. I also tagged a number of my friends so they could watch what happened.

Frankly it was a clusterfuck which mostly backfired. For most of the people I tried to draw in, they just showed up, wondered why they were tagged, and left before finding out what it was all about. However it did draw in a sizable number of accounts. A series of comment chains were created which quickly become impossible to navigate as various personalities clashed, sometimes in extremely predictable ways and sometimes in extremely unpredictable ways.

The Alt-right trolls showed up one at a time and generally hung back and observed. The SJW's however showed up all in a group backing each other up as they always did, screaming the whole way. The SJW's mostly were there to paint me as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler while the alt-right were there to pick on the weak as soon as they started saying stupid shit, and it didn't take long to create a cascade effect. Once everything was said and done, almost nothing productive happened. My main strategy of kicking off a turf war between 2 ideologically opposed groups of trolls completely failed. It was likely counterproductive because one of the only real things that happened was a lot of people from either camp just met more people and the networks became bigger. Almost none of the arguments that happened were actually between the 2 groups. In fact, in most cases the most extreme characters from the furthest ends of opposite political sides actually got along with each other much better than they were getting along with anyone else. As someone who at the time was still under the impression that the Horseshoe theory wasn't valid, my assumptions had been turned around.

It wasn't a complete loss however. I gained an extremely large amount of soft information regarding how specific personality types tend to react to other personality types and different stimuli. I was able to keep enough of my friends attention to the chain of events and point out the little deceptions and feints people were using so they could witness my underlying plan and actually see what I was trying to accomplish. Most importantly, I learned the most valuable lesson: People from opposing political ideologies aren't there to win a fight against people of the other political ideology.

So some time passed and an opportunity presented itself to try the experiment again. This time I was aware I couldn't rely on things working smoothly. I set things up in a similar fashion, and when both sides showed up, instead of expecting them to fight and being shocked when they didn't, I was ready to capitalize on them getting along 'a little too well'. 2 accounts in particular produced interesting results. One was a racist misogynistic Canadian tradesman and the other was a pride flag profile she/her/them with 'respect diversity' as their banner. As they started chumming it up I made it explicit to each of them of what the other was. One of the most interesting psychological lessons you can learn from someone is by watching them literally throw away absolutely everything they've claimed to believe in, just for one opportunity to get one over on someone they've hated for the last 5 minutes.

So then I was left with some new information and a burning question: What do I do with this? Now that I know what I know, how can I make use of it? Well, let's see what happens when I take screenshots of an LGBT ally chumming it up with a white supremacist and send it to their respective acquaintances.

So I went to where both hang out, waited for the right moment and then started asking their friends what they thought about them being so friendly with someone they claim to hate.

Lesson 3: Not a single dude from the alt-right took the bait. They just completely ignored me. But the LGBT allies on the left? Every single one reacted. And every single one had the same reaction:

"I don't care. That's my friend. It doesn't matter."

The lesson was clear. The apparent schism between the far left and the far right doesn't actually exist. In times of peace, both sides appear to be at each others throat in order to gain advantage in society through manufactured conflict. In times of war the far left and the far right will work together to rob the moderate who they view as the true enemy way before they turn their attention to each other.

So that leads me to this present moment. I'm about to attempt a 4th convergence. I have this one account I've been setting up for a while and I'm going to try to introduce him to a collection of Substack trolls called the ifunny bitch brigade. Imagine a confused leftist SJW troll screaming Nazi at random people for a few months having a swarm of alt-right trolls descend on him. I have a prediction that this time around, the lesson I'm going to learn is that attempting a convergence publicly is unworkable and I will have to make it look like it happened as a natural course of events. Now, if I hadn't learned what I had learned already, I'd expect some kind of Bugs Bunny vs. Daffy Duck scenario to play out. However I already know that the ethics and morals of your common keyboard warrior is written in sand. So this will be the avenue I'll be exploring, is documenting the crumbling of the ethics of the SJW named Nikolai Allan as he's presented with a scenario where the consequences of sticking to the principles he's claimed to believe in will be having to deal with about a dozen guys who will treat him like he treats other people. He’s just spent the last 4 months virtue signalling what a great Nazi hunter he is. The last message I sent him was an invitation to harass a Neo-Nazi newspaper which he will certainly refuse to do. He’ll come back with a distraction and that’s when I call him out on side stepping the opportunity to stand up to a real Nazi. I’ll present him with an alternative opportunity to meet the ifunny brigade who love running around pretending to be Nazis while screaming fag and nigger at people. At the moment that the previously prepared statement is published to him which will have many of the ifunny trolls directly linked so they are notified of the conversation, this article will be published. Simultaneously, I will send an invitation to an individual who I intuited is in a bit of a leadership position in the group to a friendly game of chess, and perhaps a few discreet DM’s to some specific people if they want to watch the fireworks.

His only other options are to run away. Delicious.

So this is the beginning of my 4th convergence. All the actors are standing in their starting positions. The stage is set. The predictions have been made. The only remaining thing is to place the bait on the trap.

This was written on Jan 24th 2025 and will be published the absolute second Nikolai Allan takes the bait.

Welcome to the main story Doofy!

“In order to clean, you have to touch dirt.” -The Ignorant Ninja