“The venn diagram between fascism and narcissistic personality disorder is a circle.”
-The Ignorant Ninja
This is Chapter 3, Part 1 of a 2 part exposé.
If you’d like to see what happened in Chapter Two, click here.
If you’d like to see Chapter Four, click here.
If you’d like to start at the beginning, click here.
So that brings us almost to the present moment. I have a strategy in place where one side, Doofy, has absolutely no option in front of him that I haven't prepared for as far as I know. The other side, the ifunny's, don't have to do anything. They don't even have to show up. Just the fear of them showing up is enough.
Doofy is standing exactly where he's supposed to be standing, saying exactly what he's supposed to be saying. One last time I ask him to tell me exactly what I said, which he's never done yet. This time is no different. That's when he serves up the perfect starter pistol: "I'm not as oppressed as Palestinian journalists." No Doofy you are not.
Now I place the bait. I give Doofy an opportunity to fight the good fight against a Neo-Nazi publication. See I have this really bad habit where whenever I'm setting up a troll... I kind of start acting like a classic Bond villain. One of the funnest things in the world is setting someone up, telling someone you're setting them up to their face, and still having the set up work because instead of trying to escape, Bond just stands there going "You don't even have a moon laser!" So this was my big flashing arrow pointing at the entrance for Doofy that I knew he wasn't going to see. I write a note saying I knew he'd side step it to show him when he does, and set up the remaining moving parts. The second I saw Doofy's response, my original article was published, several messages went out to discrete individuals as witnesses, the prepared challenge was posted, and an invitation sent to the alt-right trolls for a cordial game of chess.
And just to set the mood so there's just the right mix of malice in the air, I go into my old messages. When I first ran into Doofy the second time, naturally the first thing he did was jump into my DMs and harass me there until I muted him again. Now, Doofy has tried hard to understand why we shouldn't give fascists like Elon Musk who he says he hates, the power to censor what we're allowed to see and hear, and what it could ever possibly have to do with such an esoteric concept as 'Not letting fascists commit genocide' which for someone like Doofy is a real head scratcher. So to help Doofy figure out what all these strange concepts might have to do with each other, I had a small collection of photos of deceased Palestinian children. Little harsh? Yeah... that's the point. I know what they fucking look like.
The first to respond was a user named Petrixxx, aka 'niggerweedrapist69'. And if you thought that username is leaving anything to the imagination, you would be incorrect. I'd usually make fun of Petrixxx for always being the last guy to show up, but this time he was the first. However, all he did was call me autistic and leave. Not the cascade effect we're looking for.
Next comes Hobe hauling their 'secret weapon' and a comment: NYPA (Not Your Personal Army; generally 4chan vocab from when people have tried this same manoeuvre in the past. When I was fucking with these guys before, their trump card was taking one of my profile pictures and... putting a pacifier in my mouth. They also had one where I'm wearing a pilgrims cap. I know, heavy stuff. It really bugs me as someone who generally doesn't post his image often that someone has spread around an image of me where actually I look pretty good not gonna lie. Anyways, let's see if we can't get Hobe the racist fascist and Doofy the anti-racist anti-fascists to become friends. And I don't mean that sarcastically.
So now Doofy has caught wind of what’s going on. He bumbles in and sees the pacifier photo and is instantly chumming it up with Hobe, surprise surprise. Gee I wonder what they could possibly see in each other? Hobe is one of those trolls without any specific characteristics. He doesn't focus on being racist more than sexist or xenophobic or any of the other pillars of the troll community and just plays all the hits at once. Very little surprise that they'd get along.
By now Doofy is starting to wake up just a little and starts to call me a 'victim' as usual. (Isn't it weird how much social justice warriors love using the phrase 'victim' derogatorily? Almost like they want to attach as much shame to vulnerable people as possible at all times.) Now as I'm trying to get Doofy to alert his own audience to what's going on so I can increase viewership as much as possible, an extra little treat.
Hessian, the very first ifunny bitch I ever ran into shows up. I first met Hessian as he was threatening to rape and murder an older woman because he didn't like something she posted. That's when I started trolling the ifunny brigade in the first place. And here's Officer Doofy, the man who spent hours yelling at someone for 'comparing themselves to journalists', being appreciated by a guy who sends senior citizens death threats because he thinks its funny. Note how the second Hessian the rapist showed up he loved what Doofy was upto the exact same way when Doofy showed up he loved what Hobe the Neo-Nazi was upto. Game recognize game. One person who loves harassing people who say things he doesn't like because of how much he hates fascism, and another person who loves harassing people who say things he doesn't like because of how much he loves fascism, kissing under the mistletoe. The stained glass kaleidoscope of narratives and concepts is certainly starting to become a coherent image, isn't it? For the record, I’m rather sure the reason Hessian was attacking this woman… is because she was criticizing Elon Musk.
It's at this point where Doofy restacks my comment. He's doing his usual thing; showing off screenshots which don't contain the words he says they do, complaining about me sending him the images of the dead children which are a direct result of the combined behaviour of the people that Doofy says he hates but just can't stop assisting. Obviously I knew one of Doofy's first moves would be to restack and get whatever fans he has to reinforce him. This is unavoidable; a built in function of leftist activists is that they will always have a core of supporters who are there to support them literally no matter what. Pack dynamics are a hell of a thing and one thing I knew I'd have to deal with is Doofy's ability to point at absolutely nothing and say "There it is!" and still have people go "Yeah you're totally right!" That aspect can only be treated as a learning exercise.
Now let’s deconstruct Doofy’s narrative.
“Almost a year ago, this kid told me he was as oppressed as Palestinian journalists because he can’t use the N-word on facebook. This many months later, and he is still so angry about me rejecting that premise out of hand that he is private messaging me dead and wounded Palestinian children… This is the oppression this white kid thinks he experiences from his comfy home in Canada.
He is the softest there has ever been.
Also, I have no idea what he means by this message, as he spends his time ridiculing trans-visibility, while I deconstruct fascist propaganda in academia. To be fair though, he wasn’t sure Elon did a sieg heil, so…”
So here’s Doofy’s screenshot of my comment. You can read it right here. First claim is complaining about being a victim. You’ll notice it actually doesn’t contain a single word which is synonymous with ‘comparable’ in it at all. There is absolutely no statement in this comment where I as a person am linked directly to Palestinians in any direct comparison in any way. The only statement I make which I make clearly and can’t be misunderstood, is that they’re both censorship. But… they are both censorship. So… either Doofying is lying… or Doofy is lying. And Doofy is saying it’s about the n-word, but there’s no n-word there. Gee. That’s 3 lies in one sentence. Impressive.
Now notice the skip. He goes ‘Palestinian journalists’ straight to ‘dead children’. Keep in mind he’s leaving out the 5 months where he’s literally publicly admitted to thinking he’s been harassing me for 5 months now. Those 5 months I spent explaining to him what this all has to do with dead children. The dead children Doofy is now claiming he doesn’t understand the context of. What an honest fella this Doofy guy is, right? One comment mentioning 38,000 dead people right next to a comment about dead Palestinian children…. and Doofy is struggling to figure out what all this means... in front of people. So he says.
Then Doofy states that I ‘ridiculing trans-visibility’, an accusation he has no screenshot of, which is weird because he has these other crappy screenshots. If he had even better evidence… you’d think he’d share it. Weird. This is opposed to how Doofy teaches about fascism in academia, despite… not being able to identify multiple blatant fascists standing in front of him after he’s been told they were fascists and starts getting along with them, continues to refuse even after it’s been made extra-explicit, makes almost every mistake that people who never studied fascism make about it, and displays an extremely large fascist personality traits himself.
Now keep in mind, while Doofy is calling me the softest there’s ever been, this is literally while he’s running away from saying a single nasty word to real fascists while claiming he didn’t know they were fascists after documented evidence proved that I already told him they were. The same fascists that I fought 12 on 1 months ago, documented and won, easily. Here’s the screenshot of Hessian getting mad at me when I started calling him out for threatening elderly ladies.
And the cherry on top: I wasn’t sure if Elon was doing a Seig Heil? Well what a coincidence! I just happen to have the screenshot from that conversation too! Oh look at that. I said I actually thought and used my brain before deciding what I thought, and here’s Doofy mocking the very idea of thinking before you speak… for some reason. Wow looks like Doofy intentionally lied again. So what’s the score now? In 6 sentences Doofy was able to fit 8 blatant and easily disproven lies and 1 extremely suspicious omission. Oh and I almost forgot to mention the huge tell hiding in plain sight. In the first screenshot Doofy is calling me a stupid American and 5 months later he’s bitching that I’m Canadian. Ignore the months of me hiding hints for him to figure that out that he never realized until I literally told him.
So Hessian sends me a message telling me that as my official arch enemies, he's very disappointed in me. This was one of the highpoints and at this moment I knew it had all been worthwhile. 2 comments, back to back. One where an actual real Nazi who actually does all of the things Doofy says he hates is enjoying the fact that Doofy will always choose to go after a random person instead of a Nazi and wants the SJW to know he's doing a good job, and one where the Nazi explicitly states that he views me as a real enemy. Then as the cherry on top, Doofy not only expressing confusion because he literally can't tell how the person who fights Nazis is less of an asshole than the Nazi that he for some reason gets along with really well as long as he doesn't know he's a fellow fascist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefsteak_Nazi
Now is the part where Doofy has truly become confused. You can tell because it's the part where he momentarily drops the hostile act and starts telling me that I'm the one who's not communicating clearly. Do recall the screenshot where I called Doofy out for refusing to answer a single simple statement. Trolls do not facilitate communication when it doesn't serve their purpose, and since their purpose is to achieve the opposite of communication, you can trust that if a troll is asking you to clarify nicely, it's to gaslight you. If you actually weren't communicating clearly, he would not be asking nicely. He'd be mocking the first sign of what he'd be hoping was a mental breakdown. It's a combination of gaslighting and toxic positivity. Now kids, if you EVER run into this treatment from someone you think cares about you or has authority over you: RUN! This is one of the most classic default behaviours of narcissistic personality disorder there is. As I said, note how he tries to move the source of the confusion from him to me so I'm the one who feels crazy when he's the one having the carpet pulled out from under him, and note the complete reversal in demeanour. He has literally been forced to discard all the open malice he had just 10 minutes ago.
And as I reach the size limit for chapter 2, if you have managed to make it this far, we’re close to done.
"It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person" - Bill Murray