The Conspiracy of Stupidity; Imma King Of The World
The Convergence 2: Operation 2-BAL, Chapter 4
Dester had heard that some initiates in some clans had raised hidden shrines to honour Rallick Nom, creating a kind of cult whose adherents employed secret gestures of mutual recognition within the Guild. Of course, Seba Krafar, the new Grand Master, had in one of his very first pronouncements outlawed the cult, and there had been a cull of sorts, with five suspected cult leaders greeting the dawn with smiling throats.
Still, Dester had since heard enough hints to suggest that the cult was far from dead. It had just burrowed deeper.
Toll the Hounds
This is Chapter 4 of a 2 part exposé.
If you’d like to see what happened last chapter, click here.
If you’d like to start at the first chapter, click here.
And if you’d like to start at the beginning, click here.
Today’s paper is a conversation between myself and Sectionalism Archive. There’s a network of Neo-Nazi trolls on the ‘Stack I affectionately refer to as the ifunny bitch brigade (ifunny’s, iBBs, or the bitches). I first encountered these fine folks when one of their members, Hessain, was threatening to rape and murder an elderly lady because she was being mean to him in a comment section.
He was informing her that he’d employ his secret crack team of extremists to find where she lives, and well I know a government operative when I see one I tell you. So as I start saving this poor old woman from this extremist government agent, a whole bunch of trolls suddenly start flooding in. Ah, so I just found a troll network! Great! This is an excellent opportunity to test what I learned from my first troll network war on Twitter. (which I lost 😔😭😔)
As I reverse trolled the various trolls of the iBB, I started analyzing, documenting, and investigating the interconnected relationships between them to try to figure out what they were up to. One of my main observations was that they were all very, very bad at trolling. It didn’t make sense to me once I’d learned how long they’ve been trolling people that they’d be so unskilled. So I tried to figure out why. My investigations led me to one James Knox who was so kind as to post an entire explanation of the events in an article. I won’t post it here so as not to inadvertently boost Knox’s popularity, but it spelled out how an event called ‘the banocaust’ led to an exodus of ‘ex-pat ifunny’s’ to Substack. Apparently mods had begun cracking down on this hive of scum and villainy, clearing out child pornographers among other things. The article was an explanation of their side of things, which would take forever to get into but if anyone is familiar with trolls you know what it would look like. Every trick in the book was employed to make it look like in fact it was the ifunny admins who were the real child pornographers. One piece in particular that a user named Thingus tried baiting me with was an allegation of an admin sending an underage girl dick pics.
Unfortunately for Thingus, he forgot that he literally just tried that trick with me, and it didn’t work. Why didn’t it work? Because it was my trap. I’m the one who gave him that.
So I made fun of Thingus’s photoshop and propaganda skills, which incidentally is how I met him, and started ruminating about something.
⬇️How I Met Thingus⬇️ He made this… thing which was called ‘Rapesgiving’ or something. Then I made fun of it while making one while I was baiting him, which happened to be when many of them got banned
Mine was called “The buys go on vaycay.’
There’s this documentary series on CBC called Hunting Warhead which a friend told me about. I very much recommend anyone who has a stomach for difficult subject matter to give it a watch, but if you don’t then I’ll explain the basics here.
There is a man who’s internet handle was Warhead. He was a nondescript person in real life living in Ontario Canada. Online, he ran the worlds largest child abuse website on the dark web. He had access to millions of users. He’d play these games where he’d hide clues in places so you’d follow these trails with a promise of prizes at the end. In reality it was a network for a trail for predators to follow which led to the dark web.
You might be starting to get at what I’m getting at, cause I’m starting to wonder if that isn’t what the ifunny boys are all about.
This is my expose into that possibility. We’ll start with the major clues.
Their leader. This is the guy at the top of the org chart. The Kingpin. Numberno-uno. I don’t know if you’ve heard of this guy before and I don’t know how to tell you this but he’s a pretty big deal. The biggest deal. Yuge.
This is Alexei Navalny. Alexei Navalny died on February 16th, 2024 in the IK-3 penal Russian artic prison colony in Northern Russia. Navalny was arguably the most vocal critic of President Putin and leader of his opposition party. He was well known for publicly addressing corruption within the Russian government. After being sentenced to 30 years in prison for extremism after being convicted twice for embezzlement, and then poisoned with a nerve agent likely by members of the Federal Security Service, Navalny was announced to have died from ‘sudden death syndrome’ after mysteriously disappearing from the prison for several weeks. This is of course completely normal and if you ask questions you are a conspiracy theorist. https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/alexei-navalnys-death-what-do-we-know-2024-02-18/
Little Saint James, also known as Epstein Island or Lolita Island is located in the Virgin Islands off the Southern Coast of the US in between St James Island and St John Island. This is the location in which Jeffrey Epstein trafficked underage women to clients who seem to consist of… himself… as other than his assistant Ghislaine Maxwell, no other arrests have ever been made despite the Department of Justice possessing a seemingly large amount of evidence from Epstein himself, as the (mostly redacted) client lists being dropped every once in a while indicate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Saint_James,_U.S._Virgin_Islands
The smartest man in the world. Perhaps if he were alive today, he’d be able to help us crack this case. Unfortunately, Stephen Hawking was too busy giving lectures on a remote Virgin Island to underage prostitutes to help us figure all this out.
A report from some guy named Robert Mueller. He was apparently head of some organization called the FBI? Anyways he had some kind of report that I’ll get around to reading some day. Seems like it might have something to do with stuff. I wonder what that guy’s up to now?
🚨Oh this is where you’d go if you were to report things like child abuse.🚨 That’s what it was! The FBI is the guys who take care of that kind of stuff. Like how they did with Warhead when they turned his website into a honeypot to catch pedophiles. When Warhead crossed into the US to sexually assault a 4 year old girl, the FBI were able to catch him. See the Canadian government would have, but they couldn’t catch a fucking cold.
This is another guy who was associated with that island of virgins I was talking about. Not as closely related as the other guy, but considering how high up on the totem pole he is too, I doubt that’s a coincidence.
A photo of some woman hanging out with #7 there. I haven’t ID’d her yet but I think if they get too close, his wife might get a little pissed off. Hope she doesn’t take it out on the wrong person or anything.
Hmmm…. another personal photo. This woman looks familiar. I’m going to have to google her photo to see if anything pops up.
Ah, yeah. That’s what it was. Well, I’m about done with this article. I have something I have to uh… take care of.
(5 minutes later) Ok I’m back. Now where was I? Oh right… I was trying to remember what the ifunny website which might be a government honeypot for child pornographers, Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Monika Lewinsky, Alexei Navalny, Robert Muellerand Stephen Hawking all have in common. This is the X-factor I’m still looking for. If anyone can help me find it, feel free to comment! And if you need someone’s help in figuring it out it’s always great when you share a fun article with your friends! Yaay you’re helping!
Now feel free to take another look at the conspiracy board and see if there are any details or differences you may have missed or weren’t there before! Enjoy!
Oh and remember that thing with Thungus and his little photoshop bait? Well after this article dropped I managed to get Sectionalims Archive to admit it was bullshit just like I said
